So after the excitement of the first American President of colour (is that okay? Can I say that? Shouldn't it just be black president? I get so confused. It's okay to say colour now?) I found Obama occasionally critical of the UK and not fond of us sometimes somehow. It seemed so at times. He didn't seem to fulfil his promises (literally in some cases - Guantanamo anyone?) and the record seems to show as many if not more armed responses on seven war fronts, more people killed and maimed, more bombs dropped on his watch than any previous POTUS (can't we just say President?) but seriously you are replacing this . . . . . . . 

with THIS!

Good grief man, grow up lose about 3 stone and get a hair cut!

Mic drop!