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POPBITCH NEWS! Over one million people have searched for the name of Oasis’s original drummer in the past 24 hours.  >> Rock'n'roll star << Not quite mad fer it Rejoice! Liam and Noel Gallagher's mercurial relationship has been mended, just in time for a series of incredibly lucrative gigs next summer and an expensive divorce. What great timing! Cynical? Us? Perhaps it’s because back in their heyday they stage managed plenty of their bust-up antics too. In the late 90s the warring brothers stormed off stage at a gig in Glasgow, supposedly because someone in the crowd lobbed a bottle of beer at the band.  In fact the whole thing was pre-planned - according to their roadies, it happened because neither brother could actually be arsed to play.  The Gallagher's hard-drinking, sex, drugs and rock'n'roll reputation has been slightly overplayed too. When Noel returned to his hotel in Glasgow that night, staying separately to Liam (because even at this point they couldn't stand the sight of each other) he retreated to the bar for a lime cordial, signing his bill 'Mr Frosty'.  Anyway, best of luck getting tickets.  Corporate hospitality seats for Oasis at Wembley were going for £720 earlier this week; now £6k Speaking of OASIS! Some folks are keen as me to see them! OASIS : The most damaging cultural influence in recent years . . . . . Blimey even by my standards that is HARSH!