Today’s Headlines

'Meghan's dress reflected her human side'

as opposed to her lizard side?

Raccoon hailed a hero after Minnesota skyscraper climb

er, no it isn’t!

why is it a “Hero”?

Wetherspoon to stop selling champagne

did it ever? oh and BTW it’s a Brexit statement anti-French! Anti-Europe and they will  replace all Euro imports with Brit versions! (I thought all euro fizz was made and bottled here anyway well maybe not champers but beers for sure

perhaps it will help trade?

Ten-year-old  handbag sells for £162,500 - 

First world issues

good grief, it’s a bag people! Nothing self indulgent here at all

a handbag? . . . . . 

US jogger throws away homeless man's possessions

gentrification of places like Oakland, California result in this man’s belongings being thrown into the river!