Elton John - Bob Dylan and those oranges!

 'QUOTE OF THE DAY'

Elton with Olivia Newton-John at the gala opening of 'Grease' 1978

"Simon and Garfunkel had dinner one night, then played charades. At least, they tried to play charades. They were terrible at it. The best thing I can say about them is that they were better than Bob Dylan. He couldn’t get the hang of the ‘how many syllables?’ thing at all. He couldn’t do ‘sounds like’ either, come to think of it. One of the best lyricists in the world, the greatest man of letters in the history of rock music, and he can’t seem to tell you whether a word’s got one syllable or two syllables or what it rhymes with! He was so hopeless, I started throwing oranges at him. Or so I was informed the next morning, by a cackling Tony King. That’s not really a phone call you want to receive when you’re struggling with a hangover. 

‘Morning, darling - do you remember throwing oranges at Bob Dylan last night?’ 

Oh God." 

-Elton John