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Showing posts with label Frank Zappa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Frank Zappa. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 04, 2026

Music I’d rather not . . . . . .

Tripping Mantras posted a Frank Zappa from Roxy’s and Elsewhere (Village of The Sun/Echidnas Art) and I really tried hard to post it here but strewth it is DULL! So boring, predictable, staggeringly the same as everything else he ever did and all that I have come to detest about dear Frank. Monotonous, predictable chord structures guitar licks and runs, and lyrics well please!. . . . . I couldn't even bring myself to post the music . . . . go to Tripping Mantras (jt1674) and listen by all means. Noodle soup anyone?!

 

here . . . . if you must

sorry!

It’s just because I feel I should!

Frank always said 'if you don’t like it don’t listen to it’ [I don’t - unless the Captain features, Hot Rats, Bongo Fury etc) but that avoids any critical theory and expression of my feelings . . . .

Monday, August 03, 2026

Grace on Frank | Don’s Tunes

 For some reason this made me howl! Somehow Frank doesn’t come out of this well despite it being apparently pro the moustachioed freak hisself . . . .what thinks thou? A dig at Zappa?

“Frank Zappa’s house in the canyon, which I visited several times, looked exactly like a troll’s kingdom. Fuzzy haired women lounged in long antique dresses, and naked children ran to and fro while Frank sat behind piles of electronic equipment discussing his latest ideas for orchestrating satirical hippie rock music.” 


Grace Slick’s name will always be synonymous with the San Francisco scene as the lead singer of psychedelic pioneers, Jefferson Airplane. But like many musicians of her era, she also spent time living on and off in Laurel Canyon during its heyday in the late 1960s. In Slick’s 2008 memoir “Somebody to Love” she relays tales of her unrequited crush on Graham Nash, hanging with Frank Zappa and consoling a broken-hearted Stephen Stills after his break up with Judy Collins. But it was also Laurel Canyon where she moved after retiring from music and taking up art in the late 1980s saying, “This was a place where I knew the screwballs of the rock industry were at least accepted, if not welcomed.”


📷 Baron Woman 

Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Photo of The Day: Bongo Fury cover shoot

Rare photos from The Archive 

Rex Lowe


"This photo was taken at a cheap burger joint on Sierra Highway in Palmdale CA. A buddy’s mom owned it. She was paid a day’s receipts for closing for this shoot. It nor those pictured exist any longer"


Friday, December 12, 2025

Terry Bozio on Beefheart | Louder Sound

 


Terry Bozzio, the award winning drummer, talks about his experience of being around Don Van Vliet aka Captain Beefheart in the mid 1970s when he was working with Frank Zappa during the Bongo Fury album and beyond.


'The big revelation (about Captain Beefheart) came when we were in Austin, Texas recording Bongo Fury. Frank asked me to come over to his room. He’d sent someone out to buy a portable record player and he put on Trout Mask Replica. I listened to this stuff and it was just out. I mean completely random noises happening that was unbelievably… out there. It didn’t seem organised in any way. Frank said, “You know they played this exactly the same way every time.” And then I went, “Oh my fucking god!” [Laughs] and then I began to realise that on a whole other level, Beefheart was just as deep as Frank, y’know? I think Frank told Don how shocked I was at his music – I’d never heard it and didn’t know anything about it – and Don and I became more friendly. I got into the drawing thing and he encouraged me and that was really sweet. He’d say, “I really like the freedom of what you’ve got going on here”, and it helped me move into more abstract areas.'


He’s still regarded as something of an enigmatic figure, isn’t he?


'As a person, you need a thesaurus of mythological and symbolic and maybe even jazz bebop terminology to even understand what he was saying. He spoke in symbols. And they were very idiosyncratic symbols. It was really a journey and adventure to be around the guy. One time, in my second year with Frank, Beefheart had finished his stint and was forming his own thing. Frank rented a suite at the Beverly Hilton hotel where there was a record company convention going on. He was trying to sell and do his deals. We got into the elevator. There was Patrick O’Hearn, who’s got an amazing sense of humour; myself; Frank, who is just on another level of being able to say something that’s really funny; Gail, his wife, who’s really smart and capable; and there’s Beefheart. We’re in this elevator and out comes Herb Alpert’s muzak version of A Taste Of Honey. The space in there was electric, everybody’s eyes were darting around, wondering who was going to say something first, whose gonna rip this music. Beefheart jumps in and says, “Y’know there’s only one kind of thing you can do with this music.” He snaps his fingers and shouts, “Dig it!” [Laughs].'


Louder Sound article here . . . .


Friday, January 24, 2025

John French memorial tribute to ELLIOT INGBER (John’s Facebook page)


After Gary Lucas shared the news of the death of guitar legend Elliot Ingber (Beefheart's Winged Eel Fingerling) comes this wonderful tribute and memory from Magic Band drummer John French

Winged Eel Fingerling.

"Sad news today: Elliot Ingber just passed away. I first met Elliot a few days after Ry Cooder quit the band in June of 1967 after the Mt. Tamalpais Fantasy Fair incident. Don Van Vliet and I went to the famous “Log Cabin” on Laurel Canyon Blvd. There was a party going on, but we went into a room there that I think was Miss Christine’s room. It was filled with amps and drums, and a guy who looked a great deal like King Neptune was playing lead. Don and Elliot were already acquainted, apparently. The band was “Fraternity of Man.” Elliot asked Don to sing and invited me to sit in on drums. Don chose Howlin’ Wolf’s song “44 Blues.” Elliot was a lover of the blues, as I later found out. I had never played the song before, but I had heard it, so was able to fake my way through it. Don sang with his usual gusto. I only wish he would have had that same commitment when we had played the Fantasy Fair, as the audience would have been knocked off their feet. Instead, he freaked out and left the stage in the middle of “Electricity,” the first planned piece of the show. As a result, Ry quit the band a week before the Monterey Pop Festival, at which we were scheduled to perform.

After jamming, we and Elliot left the rehearsal room for a few minutes to discuss Elliot replacing Ry as the guitarist. I didn’t see how this could work even then, as Elliot was not at all a slide guitarist, as far as I could tell. He was more of a standard flat-picker whose repertoire contained a catalog of blues far beyond my knowledge. He had a very powerful sound that was all his own, but it didn’t seem to fit in at all with the “Safe as Milk” band.

My next encounter with Elliot was when his band opened for us in a small club in Studio City. We had, by this time, replaced Ry with guitarist Jerry McGee, and it was, as I recall, our first time performing with him. It was July 17th, as I recall, as Victor Hayden (The Mascara Snake) walked up to Don at the entrance to the club and told us that John Coltrane had passed away. My first thought was that perhaps he should have waited until after the performance to announce this sad NEWS, as Don was already going through horrible anxiety attacks and psycho-somatic symptoms that he thought were heart attacks.

I remember listening to part of “Fraternity of Man’s” set and hearing a song called “Pot’s Legal,” that seemed to be a prophecy that came true several decades later. There wasn’t anything that thrilling about what I heard, but they certainly seemed committed to their performance.  Later, when we performed, I swear that I saw Pamela Miller ( “Miss Pamela” of the GTOs) dancing under a strobe light that captured still-motion views of her various moves. Not sure, however, if it was her, but memory is sometimes tricky.

For a long time, I didn’t have any contact with Elliot. I did go see a movie with a friend of Miss Pamela’s whose name was Beverly. The movie was entitled, “I love You, Alice B. Toklas.” It contained a scene in which a straight lawyer got turned on to marijuana when he unknowingly ate pot-laced brownies. Later, his hippy girlfriend invites several freaks to his apartment and he comes in to find them all sitting around. One of the freaks was Elliot Ingber, who was sitting on a counter in the bathroom, meditating. I later asked him about this, and he said, “Oh yeah, I was a “Rent-A-Freak” in that….

It wasn’t until after “Lick My Decals Off, Baby,” was recorded that I was suddenly part of Elliot’s world again. He had a bit of success with the country parody “Don’t Bogart that Joint, My Friend,” when it was used as part of the soundtrack in the movie “Easy Rider.” He had rented a little place on Santa Monica Blvd., across the street from all the X-Rated bookstores and theatres.  It was a two-story duplex and the entrance was behind a small mom and pop grocery store. At first, he lived on the top, as I recall, and then later underneath. He had a sports car that was no longer running that was stashed in a corner under a tarp. The door led through a small service porch and into the kitchen. The living room was, well, different, as he had covered the entire floor which what seemed to be 4” foam rubber and covered that with carpet. He explained to me that this was to pad him from the concussion of walking – or something to that extent. He had a little record player and a ton of albums, mostly blues records and seemed to me to be a bit of a recluse. There was a bulletin board covering a window that had various posters etc., and one was a poster from the fifties that said, in large bold letter, “DON’T BUY NEGRO RECORDS,” with finer print that explained the sexual implications of the lyrics were degrading our youth.

At this time, Elliot became the sixth member of the band. I never really understood Don’s motivation for this, as most of the music on “Lick My Decals” was NOT simple blues, but very complex polyrhythmic pieces that constantly changed direction, which Elliot did not seem to be able to grasp at all. Since Elliot didn’t have a car, I was elected as the one to serve as his driver to and from rehearsal which at the time, was in the Trout House in Woodland Hills.

Later, rehearsals were moved to the Warner Brothers sound stages in Burbank. Usually, Don would show up late and he and Elliot would sit around singing and playing old blues songs, so there was hardly any actual rehearsal getting done.

One night, Elliot had an epiphany of sorts, and suggested combining the intro to Mirror Man, and combining that with the intro to “Clouds are Full of Wine” to create a backdrop for a piece of poetry Don had written called “Those Little Golden Birdies.” Don objected, “I don’t know if I really want that music broken up like this.” Elliot insisted,  “No, no, just TRY it, man!” Elliot became very assertive, but it was obviously from a place of inspiration, not intimidation. He directed the group and marked the spots where Don should pause and cued the band in with total abandon and motivation. History would see this become one of the pieces on “Clear Spot.”

One night, when fires were raging in the San Fernando and Simi Valley’s we were up at Don’s house ( he had moved out of the Trout House and across the canyon road) and I listened as Elliot, with the same enthusiasm, described a short commercial for “Lick My Decals Off, Baby.” He started by saying, “Gotta get the Ginsu Knife guy to do the voice.” Then, he described, in detail, the film. “Start with a shot of a plain doormat and the words ‘in Tustin, it’s Rockette Morton,” … etc. He described the whole film to Don, who then got the funding to actually produce it.

Later, we toured as a six-piece band, and I shared a room with Elliot, but we had a dispute because I was really worried about getting busted for pot, which he seemed to always have with him. Back then, in 1971, it was considered a much more serious crime, a Felony in many states. Sadly, he left the tour in the middle, and I always thought that maybe our clash had something to do with that. Elliot flew home after Wilkesbarre, Pennsylvania as I recall. Later, he rejoined us at the Spotlight Kid sessions, playing a blistering and extended solo on “Alice in Blunderland.” My friend, Henry Kaiser, a big fan of Elliot, said that they actually edited the MASTER tape, so most of Elliot’s solo wound up on the cutting room floor. A foolish move, as it could have been later released in it’s entirely. It was one of the free-est moments in Beefheart’s archives. We also created a song in the studio, “I’m Gonna Booglarise Ya, Baby,” which was initiated by Elliot just playing a riff in the studio.

Elliot was in and out of the band. My next encounter with him was the 1975 tour – where Don, after experiencing a lot of criticism for his commercial attempts ( Unconditionally Guaranteed and Bluejeans and Moonbeams) decided to return to his roots. Elliot and Denny Walley were the guitarists, Bruce “Fossil” Fowler played “air-bass.” After nearly a seven-week tour of Europe ( the last half in the U.K.), Elliot left, not wanting to learn the new material, which was really not his forte anyway.

Over the years, I’ve had a few phone calls from him. One time, I told him I was writing music on my computer. He responded, “Hey man, you know about the boxes?” Another time, he wanted me to look up some stuff on the internet concerning past due royalties he may be due. The last time I spoke with him was about three years ago. I wanted to send him a copy of my unfinished album. “No, man!” he replied, “Not enough room on the hard drive.” I took it to mean that he had too much going on in his life to insert anything else. I was disappointed, as I really wanted him to hear it.

Through all his quirks and inconsistencies, I really appreciated Elliot’s soul a great deal. He had artistic inspirations that I thought were brilliant, which were attributed to Don Van Vliet. It never bothered him when I brought it up. “I got it for free, so I gave it for free.” seemed to be his mantra concerning these things.  Elliot, now you’re free. No one knows where the door leads through which you exited this life, though we all have our beliefs. I choose to believe you’re in a good place Elliot. R.I.P."

John French

Winged Eel Fingerling described thus : "a chrome black eyebrow / rolled out real long” + "a paper brow magnifying glass / fried brown, edge scorched, yoked / like a squeak from a speaker / behind forehead of the time.” Captain Beefheart


Elliot Ingber from Beefheatr.com | The Radar Station


News of Elliot Ingber passing from Gary Lucas +

Dee D. Hope - California Surfer  (Elliot on guitar . . . of course!)

"Last Call for Alcohol" Fraternity of Man, June 1968


"Don't Bogart That Joint" Fraternity of Man, released June 1968

Saturday, October 19, 2024

Captain Beefheart & Frank Zappa - Metal Man Has Won His Wings (1964?)

 


Some images used in the video are from the cover of the DC comic 'Metal Men' #7, and some also from a full-page advert from within the same comic (which would've been on sale in early 1964) for 'Hawkman' comic; its on-sale date was probably February 20, the same as that of the Hawkman comic advertised (which also shows a cover date of May).  
This is clearly the source of the lyrics of "Metal Man Has Won His Wings." (Note that, contrary to the official title, it is actually Hawkman, who, in the original advertisement, has "won his wings.") Anyway, all of this his proves that "Metal Man Has Won His Wings" must actually date from February 1964 at the very earliest. The above info is taken from the following page by Biffy the Elephant Shrew, but paraphrased by myself somewhat;
https://fzpomd.net/biffyshrew/metal.html



Friday, October 18, 2024

LORRAINE BELCHER : Groupies, girlfriends and ‘old ladies’!

Lorraine Belcher (Nicknames: Pete - on the Freak Out! sleeve -  Lumpy Gravy) 



"  I was born in Tacoma Washington. At age 15, I moved to Ohio to live with my real father, but after a few months returned home to find the house sold and empty. As a result, I ended up a ward of the court and was in a series of reform schools until four months after I turned 18. I flew to Santa Barbara then and enrolled in college. That lasted a year, after getting pregnant and then giving the child up for adoption. 

    It was a couple of months after giving birth that I met Frank in the Carolina Pines, a coffee shop/late night hangout on Sunset & La Brea in Hollywood. 

It was about 4 o’clock in the morning and my friend was talking to somebody in there she knew – some guy – and I was getting a little bored. I looked across the room and sitting in a booth was Frank in a little striped t-shirt with a guy in iridescent green suit with iridescent green Bobby Rydell hair and another guy who turned out to be Captain Beefheart. 

    I looked right at Frank and he – with his very intense gaze – looked right back at me and crooked his finger, beckoning me over. I gave him my back. But after a few minutes, I was getting a little bored, so I thought I’d take a peek at him again. He kind of tilted his head to the side and grinned at me and waved at me again to come over. I thought, ‘Oh, what the hell,’ and I got up. 

    As I was strolling across the restaurant, he was very smart and took another chair from another booth and put it on the outside of his booth so that I wouldn’t get squeezed in with them. As I got there, Frank said, “Pleasure looking at ya!” And as I sat down I said, “Likewise.” I thought he was fantastically attractive and so ridiculous looking! He had beautiful eyes and such an odd manner. 

    We sat their laughing and talking for at least an hour before my friend noticed I was gone. Anyway, he ended up driving us both to Cucamonga...."


- In the recent radio interview with Nigey, you told the wonderful story behind Call Any Vegetable – care to relay that one more time for the world ? 

" He told me that his wife never made a sound during sex. This made him feel bad.

    

     One day, after he’d been on the road to a meeting in LA for a while, he realised he’d forgotten something and turned around. When he got home he found his wife passed out on the bed with a potato carved like a dildo. He was originally very upset, since she’d apparently been so satisfied she had to take a nap! Then he asked her to tell him about the potato. She had apparently tried all the other vegetables and found the potato to be the most harmonious with the vaginal canal... pH balance, etc. It didn’t produce any kind of infection or discharge and held up well. 

That’s why he wrote Call Any Vegetable."


- And ‘the bust’ story?

"We were really broke and one day this guy came by pretending to be a used car dealer. They were going to have a bachelor party for someone who was getting married and, originally, he wanted a pornographic film. But Frank said he didn’t have the materials for that, but he could make a tape. So he said okay and he’d be back the next day to get it. So Frank pulled the bed out of the bedroom into the middle of the recording area and put up microphones. He said this is what we’re gonna do: you’re under age and I’ve picked you up in a bar and we’ve come to a motel. That was all I knew. 

    We were fully clothed, the lights were on and Theo played this background music. Frank said, “Well, little honey, have you graduated from high school yet?” And I looked at him and said, “NO, I graduate in June, but I’m gonna go to summer school.” He didn’t know what I was going to say, so he asked, “What are you going to study?” And I said, “Cosmetology!” And then we’d laugh. 

    It took about 45 minutes to an hour to record and then Theo said, “Okay, get down to business,” and we’d start moaning and groaning and carrying on. And laughing! Frank stayed up half the night editing what was a great comedy tape into a nasty little heavy breathing and moaning tape that lasted about five minutes. 

    In the morning, there was a knock at the door and this guy goes into the control room with Frank. I was with Theo and her baby in the bedroom. Then suddenly, the doors burst open – it sounded like a herd of elephants coming across the room – and there was Frank leading them saying, “Pete, Theo - we’re under arrest.” I had nothing on and I grabbed the sheet and pulled it up over me. There were eleven men in the bedroom and Detective Willis steps forward and says, “Identify yourself.” I said I’ll identify myself after you get out of here and let me get dressed. So they backed off. 

    I managed to brush my teeth and do my hair and make-up. When I eventually stepped out from the jukebox, Willis right away asked me, “Tell me, have you ever engaged in oral copulation with Mr Zappa?” I laughed and said, “I know that’s a felony in the state of California, but are you asking because it pertains to this little charade or for your own perverse curiosity?” I was very frightened, but I wasn’t about to let him see that. 

    Frank, knowing that I had been in reform school was just devastated. He was so worried and he was apologising to me. I did that little finger burst thing and said, “Oh, what the hell!” And we started laughing. He had his arms around me as the photographer kicked the door open. That’s where that photograph came from – it looked like we posed for it. 

    Then the band showed up to rehearse. They had them all in a line with their sleeves rolled up and I’ll never forget Motorhead looking over at me saying, “Pete, they’re looking for tracks!” He was so excited. Because he didn’t do drugs, he thought that was really exotic!"...

( Interview by Andrew Greenaway; 24 May 2017 )







Saturday, August 10, 2024

Drumbo on the Zappa dynasty . . . . .

 From the Drumbo page (John French’s Facebook page)



"A sad commentary on the life of the Zappa kids. I saw a little of this first hand over the sort of "snapshots" I encountered when at the house on Woodrow Wilson Drive. I remember Don and I spending the night at RecordPlant as Frank recorded. Don drove Frank back to the house, and we all had breakfast that the housekeeper prepared. Standard Eggs, bacon, toast, and hash browns. We ate in the living room.  
Afterwards, Frank and Don wanted to have a private meeting, so I went out on the porch and Moon was there. She was excited, as it was her birthday, and we had a little conversation in which I told her that the next day was MY birthday. She said she was going to have a party, which obviously her mom was arranging, since Frank would probably be sleeping all day. Ironically, Frank never mentioned that it was her birthday, which I found a little sad. Around the same period (1975 post Bongo Fury)  
I seemed to recall infant Ahmet sitting on Gail's lap as Frank was in the studio. Don used to do a trick with his hands, and Ahmet would stare back and put his hands together trying to duplicate the trick. One time, Gail and Diva drove up to Mojave and called us to meet them on the set of a film that featured Billy Bob Thornton (Faster), who Gail said would like to meet me because he was a big Fan of Trout Mask Replica. Another time, I was invited to the house to view a Frank Scheffer videography of FZ in which I was interviewed ( along with several others). She, for some reason, was impressed with my statements about Frank, which basically consisted of me comparing the styles of writing of the two composers. At this meeting, Dweezil came in and gave a little talk about a parody of Frank that was done by Weird Al, and then played it in it's entirety ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwYAwV8MxLo) which I found to be brilliant. He then gave a little description about a meeting he'd just had with Gene Simmons. I would have liked to have met him and said "hi" but his brief appearance forbade it.  
I did get to meet Diva Zappa for the first time. She seemed fairly open and cordial. I found myself remembering lines from "The Real Frank Zappa Book" in which he described being forced to sit down for a half-hour Thanksgiving Dinner with his family, which he found a bit pointless. There did seem to be a bit of an era when he actually was around for his family a bit more, but mostly he was just a workaholic and isolated from family life.  
The "hoarder Gail" thing hit me a bit as I once asked Gail for a tour of the house, as I hadn't been in it in years and it was completely re-designed. She showed me her office with an amazing parquet ceiling, the dark living room with some kind of Egyptian carvings over dual doors on the east side, and we eventually wound up in the kitchen/dining area -- the dining area of which was piled full of trinkets and other strange paraphernalia ( a lot of which looked like gifts complete with cellophane), and I thought, "this is bordering on hoarding."  
All in all, I found myself saddened by all of this. When I met with Ahmet at the new Zappa offices in Hollywood, he seemed very accommodating and a good host. Unfortunately, we really didn't get to have a conversation about what I was actually there for -- the back royalties on TMR.  
Previously to this, I had a long phone conversation with him in which he told me about Frank calling him "his little tycoon" or words to that effect. He said he was probably the first to leave home and he made his way in the world based upon reading books FZ had given him on business. He also said, about three times, "I am not my mother," probably referring to his mother's tight grip on the estate.  
I remember that when I would go to purchase copies of "Bat Chain Puller" for touring merchandise, she would charge me full retail price. -- No break at all. When I bought some from the FZ Estate after Ahmet was in charge, they knocked about 40% the price. All in all, it seemed like none of the kids really were that close to Frank, by his choice 
.”John ‘Drumbo’ French

try here first . . .

https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/music/interactive/2024/frank-zappa-family-feud-moon-unit-dweezil/?fbclid=IwY2xjawEkR3tleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHcQkoG7HH6Mh_As1H-88wershfY264J9DWeScMIxqdL46RNZOaTxOSW6Ug_aem_9OnTB5xVzhn1Ng9mdYsYqA

There’s a link to the full Washington Post article but it’s behind a paywall for me and I am not enthralled to pay for news from Washington Post unfortunately but it seemed really interesting . . . . . .not quite as fascinating as John’s enthralling observations here but still . . . . .  

Sunday, July 28, 2024

The Beatles ‘Rubber Soul’ - Zappa on The Beatles!


Out of all their recordings, ‘Rubber Soul’ was the album where the Beatles became artists in their own right. Before 1965 they released pop songs to please their fans- pop music about holding hands and sharing secrets. All of which made them irresistible to their young girl fans buying the records.


It is thought that a meeting with Bob Dylan in 1964 changed the band’s attitudes. They didn’t want to make music just to sell records, they want to express themselves and have more freedom. It turned out to be pivotal moment for the group.


The Beatles recorded the album in London in October 1965 and it was released in December. They had full commitment to the album over 4 weeks.


The title ‘Rubber Soul’ comes from ‘plastic soul’, which is a term used to describe white musicians playing a traditionally black style of music- essentially “fake” soul music. Paul heard the quote from an American who described Mick Jagger and The Rolling Stones as “good, but plastic soul”. 


Paul says that this was “the germ of ‘Rubber Soul’.”



 "I didn't hate them. I actually like two or three of their songs. I just thought they were ridiculous. What was so disgusting was the way they were consumed and merchandised. No music has succeeded in America unless it was accompanied by something to wear, something to dance or a hairdo. A phenomenon is not going to occur unless you can dress up to it.

 - Frank Zappa on the Beatles

Pot, Kettle, Kettle, Pot?

I find Zappa’s ludicrous pontificating about music the funniest thing. He is SO pompous and dull; notoriously anti drugs (except for his beloved tobacco like Mitchell funded by American Tobacco!) Hence his inability to ‘get’ the Velvets and Andy Warhol and the clashes of culture. 

Just reflect for a moment upon the sheer variety of songwriting and song structures from John, Paul, George and okay a lesser extent Ringo but each song contains worlds within it, tells stories reflecting the human condition. Zappa? Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow? Debra Kadabra? Brown Shoes Don’t Make it? Lumpy Gravy? Lyrically about 9 years old musically derivative and monotonous. Guitar style, one key noodling with endless repetitive riffing. Originalty? I hear next to none unless he brings in other musicians to inspire him and the music hence his ability to ‘understand’ (exploit?) Don Van Vliet, Wild Man Fischer or staple Mothers like Underwood, Carl Black, et al 

Like he is not a product and salesman as much as they were? That is what is “disgusting” Frank!

Crass and ultimate sin? Boring! It’s all just so mucwakka jawaka!


 

Tuesday, June 04, 2024

Beefheart & Zappa : ORANGE CLAW HAMMER . . . !!

Orange Claw Hammer

furtherfromage:

Captain Beefheart & Frank Zappa - Orange Claw Hammer

"Hugely different from the a cappella version on Trout Mask, the instrumentation sublimely turns it into a whole ‘nother song.  From An Evening With… Frank Zappa & Captain Beefheart, a 1975 radio broadcast."



Truly awful arrangement and if ever there were needed any evidence that Don could not demand his usual musical expectations and standards he sure as heck couldn’t command the same from Zappa. Zappa phones in this strum along session and is hopelessly out of his depth here. Really needs Bill Harkleroad or indeed any of the Magic Band guitarists to match the chops of any Van Vliet song but this just doesn’t cut it. Dreadful








Saturday, March 09, 2024

 Well that’s a weird day and couldn’t find anything from any of the sites I visit that was new!? Where is everybody?

All on a break? Half term? Holidays? . . . . still, time for a catch up on some piccies maybe and if I find some music along the way I’ll let ya know!

Jimmie Rodgers - The Singing Brakeman

Paul and Heather on holiday in Portugal (prolly taken by Linda)

Grace and Spenser Dryden Golden Gate Park SF 
copyright the legendary photographer Jim Marshall 1967

Wonder what the atmosphere was like? A rare photo of George dropping in to see his ex with Eric and the guys! George Harrison visiting Pattie Boyd and Eric Clapton at Hurtwood Edge with Jenny Boyd and Carl Radle, late 1974. Ahem!


Linda and Paul strutting their London stuff - happy days, glad he’s found those happy days again!

Blind Willie McTell in case you wondered what he looked like

We miss these guys and if ever we were in need of the peacemakers its now!

Jim Morrison in Griffith Park, Los Angeles. 1969


Oor Wullie

Bob [‘Alias'] on set with Sam Peckinpah - Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid

More Alias

Frank!

my favourite line up of Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band - Art Tripp III, Captain, Mark Boston, Bill Harkleroad, John French. 


We featured Paramore t’other day and this is their singer and founder and really only constant member Hayley Williams, in action - we like her!

more Hayley in Paramore



Tom Waits by perhaps my favourite rock photographer and fellow artist Anton Corbijn, Santa Rosa, 2004. 

As per usual, if you own the picture and want a copyright tag or acknowledgment just drop by and let me know, happy to credit (or remove if you must insist!?) just don’t be threatening with Web Sherriffs and Marshalls and all! It’s demeaning!

Sunday, October 01, 2023

Frank Zappa performed "Black Napkins" on the Mike Douglas Show | The Drumbo Club and Mark Boston take me to task!

 The brilliant drummer and musicologist John French on his Facebook page posted a clip of Frank (Zappa) playing ‘Black Napkins’ on the  Mike Douglas Show which of course I didn’t know and hadn’t seen. Turns out there was more to Douglas than met the eye even then in the mid seventies |( he was a vocal proponent of the civil rights movement apparently) A supporter of Martin Luthor King Jnr and clearly a broad minded individual subverting the format by including stars like Zappa

Now I stated my feeling about the piece Frank played on the page and got taken to task not least by my hero bass player Mark ‘Rockette Morton’ Boston who told me off for being jaded! Fame at last! Ha ha ha ha John himself has been more muted and some Beefheart fans seem intrigued as I am by the role Zappa played in ‘exploiting’ the good Captain! but mostly disagreed which of course is fine!

I said of this piece of music

Frank Zappa - Black Napkin remastered on the USA TV 


Noodle Poodle!

Gosh this is dull. All that I hate about Zappa musically; ego driven show off middle of the road jazz music for the intellectually challenged

TV show prime time ersatz lounge jazz; listen to the bass, drums and horn section could be anybody from some small jazz band. Boring. All to show off Zappa noodles! Tiresome and old fashioned incredibly dated wallpaper music. John French, Mark Boston, Artie Tripp III and Bill Harkleroad this ain’t! 

Not an original idea for miles!


Try listening to French Frith Kaiser Thompson say 'Invisible Means' for example and you will see what I mean? Frank couldn’t hold a candle and couldn’t have sat in with those boys.

Just my opinion.😏


#OnThisDay in 1976 (the episode was aired on November 11, 1976).
In fairness and balance
John truly appreciated Frank
"I thought it was pretty amazing that Mike Douglas had Frank on his show. Frank was most likely a pretty busy guy during this period. It was the year that "Bat Chain Puller" was recorded, and I remember him touring a lot. He's playing with the studio band, so had to choose something simple and quick -- to be in and out of there. It was nice of Douglas to give him a chance to expose other people who would maybe never have given him a chance. The exposure probably helped him, and they probably requested something that would be easy for the band to pick up without rehearsal. So, he picked something simple and repetitive. Say all the negative stuff you want, but I noticed that they never asked Don to come on and blow sax with the band. Why? Because he couldn't have really done it. Frank was much more successful as a musician / composer mainly because he could size up a situation and use it to his best advantage, which he did here. He was much more flexible in this respect"

Mark replied to my comment:


Mark Boston
Top contributor
"You have become too jaded to appreciate simple emotional spontaneous music from the heart. That's my opinion.

I replied
Mark well that ‘s me told off by one of my all time heroes! 😳🫣😥🥴oops! Kind of an achievement! Just never cared for Zappa. Don and the Magic Band were/are streets ahead of anything he ever achieved. His including the Cap’n live (which) may have payed Beefheart some welcome readies but they don’t quite cut it like John, Bill, Art and your good self. Hell I’d sooner a duck than Zappa! Ya get me?! 😏😎 Not jaded BTW just too busy listening to the Magic Band! 
Remember it’s just a matter of taste! 😉 Booglarise!🐄

Just my opinion! 

I do not think I come off well here incidentally but hey ho!
Whatcha gonna do?!

Johns Facebook page as Drumbo here . . . . :


FRENCH FRITH KAISER THOMPSON - Invisible Means
see what I mean? No? Oh well!


This the year I saw one off the best bands I ever saw here in Oxford at the Zodiac!

Go on I dare you? Zappa? PAH! Couldn’t hold a candle!