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Saturday, December 06, 2025

Brian Eno - Seven Deadly Finns (1974) | Guess I’m Dumb


Speaking of Eno . . . there were the  Seven Deadly Finns




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Brian Eno - Seven Deadly Finns (1974)

About as straight forward glam rock as Eno ever got - recorded with the Winkies. between Here Come the Warm Jets and Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy)

Oh, the French Girls with the string of pearls

Think it’s such a burning shame

That the local boys with their country joys

Never make them daisy chains

They're swapping disappointing incidents

While at the docks another ship pulls in

And suddenly the door breaks down (oh no!)

It's the Seven Deadly Finns


Oh, oh, oh, soldiers and sailors

Have all been here before

Gigolos and governments

Have tumbled through that door


Because they need those French girls with all their kiss curls

And powder in their guns

And the Seven Finns with their deadly grins

Tend to measure beauty in tuns


The first is a freak with a masochistic streak

And the second is a kitten up a tree

The third is a flirt with an awful print skirt

And the fourth is pretending to be me


The fifth wears a mac and never turns his back

And the sixth never shows his eyes

But the seventh Deadly Finn is so tall and slim

He shoulda never been with those guys


Although variety's the spice of life

A steady rhythm is the source

Simplicity's the crucial thing

Systemically of course 


So when those French Girls say to you

'Would you like your ashes raked?'

You'll have to take their word for it

It's the only thing to take... (B Eno)


I have this on 7” vinyl (we used to call them singles!?!)with the picture sleeve (above)

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